I am selling my life of Debt, Illusions and Bill Collectors

I think for $1,000,000 I will let it go. The price will include a complete 20,000 equipment- only workshop, a beautiful, 3,500 sq.ft. house in the country, a 30 x 40 barn – all on 13 acres. Ahh the American dream!!!!!! It will also buy you 12 useless employees,4 large break-even contracts, and a business name that has become completely ruined because CORPORATE AMERICA SUCKS DICK. I have however made it 5 years so I guess I beat the statistics.

If you don’t want to buy the dream that’s fine. I’m just going to F*CK everybody Like I got f*cked. Bankruptcy F*CKERS!!

Chrysler financial, you can have my diesel truck back, it’s 20,000 over mileage and smashed because I just hit a deer. It looked cool in it for a while, but I just bought a 95 S-10 cash and I love it. So stop calling me five times a day and come get the piece of shit.

Btw, how do you expect people to pay your late charges if they can’t even make the regular payment? Also if you called me on Tuesday, I bet my situation won’t be any different Wednesday. Bastards. F*ck you I’m going to hide it or maybe drive it into the lake.

American Express I was a good customer to you. Once I was 10 days late and you canceled my card. You will never get your money. Bastards

I would really like to keep my camper but if you insist on coming to get it because I’m 45 days late come and get it. I’ve got a fricking tent and I don’t need it.. Chrysler is going to take my fricking truck and I’m sure my S-10 won’t pull it. Bring a fricking shovel because there’s 8 feet of snow pushed in front of it because all it fricking does is snow around here.

Speaking of snow, I’ve got some snowmobiles. They are going back too! I loved riding them but I financed them to pay the 12 useless employees to work on the 4 large break- even contracts I have. Behind on them too. Same story. Come and get’ em bastards

The only thing in my life I won’t sell is my 4 year old daughter (she is a keeper).
My very sexy supportive wife and the dog. You can have the rest of the illusion.

Material bullshit.
We learned our lesson.

Love to tell you more but I’ve got to search for a job so I can pay taxes to support all the Bailout money we gave the people that are going to repo my shit and put America in this situation. I wonder what I’ll be paid with. Food?

Don’t think the dollar illusion can go on much longer.

Keep the faith protect your kids. Your family is all that matters

A Broke Michigan resident

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